I don’t think anyone with a soul could still hate spiders if they could only make themselves watch this one putter around, look at things and fiddle around with its little facemittens.
Those fuzzy pedipalps and them giant eyes and…Gragh. Spiders are such precious little things…
IN BATMAN INC #11 BATMAN OF JAPAN IS A KAMEN RIDER! BATMAN AS KAMEN RIDER!
Okay so yeah it was hella fun, but A trolling interlude.
A Kamen Rider?!
does he have the scarf? I need to look this up. …he has the scarf. YES.
I just realized that this was a horrible idea because Kanaya needs to be a dwarf. Or maybe it’s a grand idea. I can’t tell.…though I won’t use that I’m tempted to draw it. Dwarf Maryams. Just…Maryaming about with beards. Outsiders can’t tell that they’re actually mothering them to death because dwarf women look just like dwarf men save for breasts (which you typically can’t see due to how they dress).
And it might be the literalist in me, but I personally see the hemospectrum arranged by height, the more royal trolls being elves, at the very end being a very loud and irate Hobbit. The kids, being outside the spectrum would be maia.I myself didn’t really want to make any Maia really. Which is part of why there aren’t any currently devised. I wanted to deal more in the less powerful races of Middle-Earth. The things I am most touched by and can relate to.
Krack, you bastard, you’re going to have to wait on details about this new thing. It is too late and things are still in greater flux than Middle-Earthstuck.
All you shall get now is that mutant blooded Mindfang became troll Muhammad with tits somehow and Prince of Space Kurloz blew up his planet thereby ending any chance for them to win their game.
Also that mutant Aranea is the most insufferably self righteous twit to exist.
Oh dear god, Kraken wants to hear more about Middle-Earthstuck…Well first off we’re very far from anywhere near even done with just details and planning. The most developed thing we have so far is Aranea because for whatever reason she is my go-to girl for nerdy crossover bullshit I assault RP clients with.
One day I got bored and bloodswapped Aranea into being mutant red. And then I wasn’t pleased with the lack of backstory for the character I am currently assaulting MSPARP with. So I swapped all the others the same number of spaces.
But then I had to swap their classes. And then quirks. And then more personality change crap. Then interests.
I still wasn’t pleased though because we ended up with males as tyrian bloods in societies under matriarchal rule.
and now i am creating the basics of a beforus ruled by a tyrian karkat that is the knight of life and rewriting what beforus is
and life in alternia is now communism
I just wanted to have a non-serious stupid bloodswap to run around on MSPARP with. I JUST WANTED SOMETHING SIMPLE.
Headcanon = logical expansion on pre-existing facts in canon that make sense to the character
AU = changes to the story which directly contradict canon
trans* vibes? what the fuck are you trying to imply there, you stupid shit
also if you’re cis and have trans* headcanons i’m going to hate you sorry
being trans* isn’t fun or cute or quirky it’s the worst thing in the whole entire world
That’s why I get sad when i see pre op headcanons, i get sad. I’m not trans and i couldn’t imagine the constant battle that goes along with that but like people with depression, i can imagine them suffering. why would you want your favorite character to suffer? And even after the surgery, they might still suffer because of family and/or society. Either way, they sometimes made me a little sad that they are popular headanons
That’s honestly why I have a pre op trans* Porrim that I use in RP and such. Because it is the worst fucking thing ever for me. I basically thrive on tragedy of all kinds to get through shit. My life is very characterized by pain for myself so pain ends up being the focus of a lot of what I write or think. I want my favorite characters to suffer because I suffer and I want to explore just what that suffering means. Also to know that other people are going through the same thing so I can scream at a fucking wall and cry and punch kitten plushes before passing out in a heap of “god my life sucks but at least it’s not just me”. Not being alone means a lot to me.
This horrible pain conga also makes their successes all that more heartening for me to see.
Granted I also want to see nice happy people and shit too. Really it depends on my exact mood and the depiction of a particular thing that decides whether or not it helps.
Though on the subject of cisgendered people trying their hands at it…Really that depends on just how they treat the subject and whether or not they get it. They often don’t so…
I hold my hopes that one day I’ll find one (meaning just a trans* character in general as opposed to just specifically a Homestuck headcanon) I like written by someone who isn’t part of this themselves. Because really I’d love for someone else to get it so much that they could pull it off in a convincing and respectful fashion. Like wow maybe they can get me. That’d be a great feeling as opposed to supportive people who don’t quite get it and end up upsetting me in some fashion due to not getting it.
alkthash asked: Kanaya, Raven(Teen Titans(cartoon), Antimony
This reminds me that I really need to catch up with Gunnerkrig Court.
kingcrackers asked: I can't do it. Sam is Sam. I'm sorry.
I am just Sam. SAM I AM.